Monday, December 5, 2016
Monday, June 13, 2011
craigslist fun - like the clarinet better
People don't seem to be quite so crazy on craigslist anymore. Anyway, I thought this was funny...
new drum set - $450 (laramie)
Date: 2011-06-12, 2:31PM MDT
Reply to: sale-nqnz7-2436364905@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
We bought a brand new drum set for our son for christmas and he didn't really take to it, likes the clarinet better...so we have the drumset for sale or trade.
Josh
Am I the only one that can hear the disappointment in dad's voice.
Friday, March 11, 2011
WOLF PRODUCTIONS
For real guys its not funny there serios.
The following was taken directly from the WOLF's website (with great risk as "everything is copyrighted") Some of my thoughts are in BLUE. Keep in mind this guy apparently graduated from a real college.
Official Statement
There has been a lot of talk about productions created by Wolf Productions, so we thought (oh they did more than think about it) to come out with an offical (official or ofecal (poop's funny right?)??) statement (all serious film creators have one).
First, we don't need people pointing out these productions are low budget (well you obviously aren't getting it on your own), because its ("it's" maybe?)a given, however, we like the term Independant (Indy) Films(Indy "films" are AWESOME). So, if you plan on quoting on(how do you "quote on" something?) what the productions are including budget are...their ("they're" right???)Indy Films(maybe he wrote their becuase he didn't want 3 are's in one sentance).
Second, stop placing trailers, stills, or other materials from the website on other websites without the permission of Wolf Productions. They are copyrighted! (See I could get in big trouble!)
Third, some comments were mentioned by Jared Hess in recent interviews with Gentlemen Broncos (I wouldn't admit to interviewing with Gentlemen Broncos, of course it's probably his own magazine), that I thought (that thought thing again) to clarify. When "Gifted One's (not The Mutants)" came out, it was losely (losely it most definitely was) off of X-Men, it was Stephen Groo's senior Project at school (this guy went to school for this crap??) to help learn basic SFX's, Costume Design, Makeup, and character development (he does wonderful lessons on character development ... $99.95 per session). Circle of Fire was not based off the Lord of the Rings (Batguy was not based on Batman it just came out 2 months after), just came out around the same time (I got a big kick out of this statement). It was a first attempt at a fantasy genre and working with a cast/crew of 55 people (the only reason this is in his "statement" is to show he worked with 55 people).
Fourth, other websites recently have commented on the film pitch trailers like She-Hulk. The film was adapted from the 1st comic of She-Hulk, however, the film was intended to focus on transformations, but not to be made into a feature length film. She Hulk was a fan based trailer, just as Resident Evil. Yugioh, was also an adaptation of the animation that the Director wanted to bring to life. We worked on advanced SFX to enhance what we've experimented with before.
Fifth, the music videos from the beginning were experimental projects to help create new ideas, give templates for future local bands to choose from (where do we sign up?), and interruptations ??? of the original artists ideas.
Sixth, all productions and projects that are for sale are not illegal, they are "Works in Progess" (what is a work in "progess"??) and if producers or distributors want to buy the rights to them (Dad's still waiting on a call from the Celtics, I think he has a better chance), then we'll contract a musician to score them before the distribution. The music is strictly temp. track music (my use of this copyrighted material is "strictly temp. track"). All recent productions had clearance for all trademarks and product placements.
Seventh, a lot of hard work, dedication, and sweat was put into these projects (Sadly, I believe him). If you're not a film maker you don't have a clue what it takes to make even a 5 minute film (AWESOME) (the tears are beginning to flow into the mullet). These films can not be compared to Feature Length High Budget films, however, they have been made for simple entertainment for the (")fans(") of Wolf Productions (I'm one of the biggest!!).
Why can't I dream so big?
The following was taken directly from the WOLF's website (with great risk as "everything is copyrighted") Some of my thoughts are in BLUE. Keep in mind this guy apparently graduated from a real college.
Official Statement
There has been a lot of talk about productions created by Wolf Productions, so we thought (oh they did more than think about it) to come out with an offical (official or ofecal (poop's funny right?)??) statement (all serious film creators have one).
First, we don't need people pointing out these productions are low budget (well you obviously aren't getting it on your own), because its ("it's" maybe?)a given, however, we like the term Independant (Indy) Films(Indy "films" are AWESOME). So, if you plan on quoting on(how do you "quote on" something?) what the productions are including budget are...their ("they're" right???)Indy Films(maybe he wrote their becuase he didn't want 3 are's in one sentance).
Second, stop placing trailers, stills, or other materials from the website on other websites without the permission of Wolf Productions. They are copyrighted! (See I could get in big trouble!)
Third, some comments were mentioned by Jared Hess in recent interviews with Gentlemen Broncos (I wouldn't admit to interviewing with Gentlemen Broncos, of course it's probably his own magazine), that I thought (that thought thing again) to clarify. When "Gifted One's (not The Mutants)" came out, it was losely (losely it most definitely was) off of X-Men, it was Stephen Groo's senior Project at school (this guy went to school for this crap??) to help learn basic SFX's, Costume Design, Makeup, and character development (he does wonderful lessons on character development ... $99.95 per session). Circle of Fire was not based off the Lord of the Rings (Batguy was not based on Batman it just came out 2 months after), just came out around the same time (I got a big kick out of this statement). It was a first attempt at a fantasy genre and working with a cast/crew of 55 people (the only reason this is in his "statement" is to show he worked with 55 people).
Fourth, other websites recently have commented on the film pitch trailers like She-Hulk. The film was adapted from the 1st comic of She-Hulk, however, the film was intended to focus on transformations, but not to be made into a feature length film. She Hulk was a fan based trailer, just as Resident Evil. Yugioh, was also an adaptation of the animation that the Director wanted to bring to life. We worked on advanced SFX to enhance what we've experimented with before.
Fifth, the music videos from the beginning were experimental projects to help create new ideas, give templates for future local bands to choose from (where do we sign up?), and interruptations ??? of the original artists ideas.
Sixth, all productions and projects that are for sale are not illegal, they are "Works in Progess" (what is a work in "progess"??) and if producers or distributors want to buy the rights to them (Dad's still waiting on a call from the Celtics, I think he has a better chance), then we'll contract a musician to score them before the distribution. The music is strictly temp. track music (my use of this copyrighted material is "strictly temp. track"). All recent productions had clearance for all trademarks and product placements.
Seventh, a lot of hard work, dedication, and sweat was put into these projects (Sadly, I believe him). If you're not a film maker you don't have a clue what it takes to make even a 5 minute film (AWESOME) (the tears are beginning to flow into the mullet). These films can not be compared to Feature Length High Budget films, however, they have been made for simple entertainment for the (")fans(") of Wolf Productions (I'm one of the biggest!!).
Why can't I dream so big?
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Birthday Suit
Happy 1st Birthday to Claire 2/18/2011
Happy 1st Birthday to Grace 7/31/2004
We were reminiscing after celebrating Claire's first birthday by looking at pictures of Grace's first birthday party when I took a closer look and realized... I'm wearing the same t-shirt at both parties. Seven years later and that sucker looks just as good on me as the day I bought it.
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Utah Wolf Productions
Its been a while, but I found something that I think will provide you all with hours of entertainment. To be honest, I'm not even sure how I stumbled across this, bit I consider it a treasure that I must share with the family. Scroll to the bottom and watch the "film hightlights." You might start with "She Hulk" and go from there. I have watched many of them, and have not been disappointed yet.
http://www.utahwolfproductions.com/productions.html
Enjoy!
http://www.utahwolfproductions.com/productions.html
Enjoy!
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